Quotes of: Woman-president Keyword

Why do beautiful women love ugly men?

The Secret History of Wonder Woman

No, she was just a woman. And that meant she could feel, she could need, she could give and she could receive.

Scandal of the Year

I’m a nosy old woman, it’s a perk of getting old. You can be annoying and people just call you eccentric.

Taking Chase

... If you tried to touch my woman she'd break your dick off like a twig then stick it up your arse.

Treachery in Death

Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?

This Book Title is Invisible

Embarrassing as it was to admit, I was beginning to enjoy the role, thinking there was nothing like packing a pair of cuffs to put some spring into a woman's step.

One for the Money

The invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq were both justified by an appeal to the emancipation of women, and the discourse of feminism was specifically invoked.

One Dimensional Woman

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her daughter, she is perfectly satisfied

The Picture of Dorian Gray

He soon recognized the fact that the stimulus proceeded from the idea to be in the power of a woman rather than from the act of violence itself.

Psychopathia Sexualis: The Case Histories

Pumpkin, stop rubbing your ass against me. We gotta go! I don’t have time to do you now. Prioritize, woman.

Play

A woman can't do anything about her appearance. Either she's pretty or she isn't. But her character is quite another matter.

The Prize

Dare not say that man forgets sooner than woman, that his love has an earlier death. I have loved none but you.

Persuasion

You're the only woman in the world I want to be amazing in bed for or to give mind-blowing, multiple oragasms to.

The Proposal

Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.

Passionate Thirst

One can be very much in love with a woman without wishing to spend the rest of one's life with her.

The Painted Veil

Unwittingly, the feminists acknowledge the superiority of the male sex by wishing to become like men.

The Privilege of Being a Woman

A brick could be used as a color in a new line of lipstick, designed to woo the mason of every woman’s dreams. 

Rick Bet Blank

If you were to ask me if I have ever loved a woman, I'd probably reply, "Two gallons of milk and a midget.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My heart is closed, but open. Closed to one woman in particular, but open to the public. Guided tours are offered Monday through Friday 9-5.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

If a woman defined herself solely by the man she was with—and vice versa—the world would be a very shallow and insipid place, indeed.

Touched with Sight