Wizard of Oz: You people should consider yourselves lucky that I'm granting you an audience tomorrow instead of 20 years from now.
Cowardly Lion: [getting a panic attack walking into the Wizard's foyer] Wait a minute, Fellows. I was just thinking. I really don't want to see the Wizard this much. I'd better wait for you outside. Scarecrow: What's the matter? Tin Woodsman: Oh, he'...
Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!
Zeke: It's a twister! It's a twister!
Wizard of Oz: You, my friend, are a victim of disorganized thinking. You are under the unfortunate impression that just because you run away you have no courage; you're confusing courage with wisdom.
Wizard of Oz: As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to HAVE one! Hearts will NEVER be practical until they can be made unbreakable.
Wizard of Oz: Back where I come from there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds. They are called phila... er, phila... er, yes, er, Good Deed Doers.
The Winkies: [singing repeatedly] O-Ee-Yah! Eoh-Ah!
But when the wizard is onstage as the main character, you have to adopt what I call the Jack Vance Rule. I call it this because Jack Vance is the first author successfully and adroitly to have applied this rule in his The Dying Earth. The Jack Vance ...
I played Dorothy in 'The Wizard of Oz.' That was my first role on stage.
Wizard of Oz: As for you, my galvanized friend, you want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one. Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable. Tin Woodsman: But I still want one.
Scarecrow: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain! How can I ever thank you enough? Wizard of Oz: You can't.
There is no such thing as an evil genius, as evil in it's self is stupidity.
I did my first show in second grade. I was a munchkin in 'The Wizard of Oz.'
Manhood is patience. Mastery is nine time patience
I started in musicals. My first professional experience was Dorothy in 'The Wizard of Oz' in Palm Springs.
I did the 'Wizard of Oz' in third grade, and I was a witch.
Dorothy: Lions, and tigers, and bears! Oh, my!
Dorothy: Where do you want to be oiled first?
Glinda, the Good Witch of the North: Ooh! What a smell of sulfur.
City of Wizards is normally quite a GOOD thing, since only Good WIZARDS seem able to live together. . . .There have been cities of EVIL Wizards in the past. You will occasionally come across the sites of these, reduced to a glassy slag during the ult...
