[An example of misattribution:] If you don’t know the source of a quote, you can always make it sound better by attributing it to me. — Mark Twain
People say that a picture is worth a thousand words, but sometimes a mighty quotation is worth more than a thousand pictures.
Of course, you cannot just blurt out a quote whenever you feel like it. For a quote to have the desired effect, it must be properly introduced.
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing.
The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.
The French are the wittiest, the most charming, and up to the present, at all events, the least musical race on Earth.
My senior year of high school, I was voted 'Wittiest.' So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.
I own four copies of Robin WIlliams's Live on Broadway comedy special for HBO. One in Wilmington, one in L.A., one in my trailer, and one at my parents' house. I can watch it over and over again and it never gets old. He is the funniest, wittiest man...
