Sometimes you've to be clever than a coyote to out wit the devil.
Less judgment than wit is more sail than ballast.
There's many a man has more hair than wit.
He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.
Janet: No further questions your honor. Roy: ['Roy' emerges] Where the hell do you think you're going? Janet: Excuse me? Roy: Hey you look at me when I'm talkin' to you, bitch! Judge Miriam Shoat: Mr. Stampler! Roy: Fuck you, lady! Come here! [Roy ju...
If Chase's wings are broken, then mine are shattered.
I'm an honorary ambassador for Stand Up to Cancer, and I'm also associated with St. Jude's.
Based on what our country stands for. We can't fail to stand for democracy.
I'm like a rock singer with one-night stands on the road.
You have to stand up for some things in this world.
There are things you stand up for because it's right.
No change can come if those who are impacted the most by discrimination are not willing to stand up for themselves.
But instead of standing up for reason, our government is handing education over to the world of faith.
Very good coaches for ski jumpers stand at the top of the slope and watch the jumpers prepare, rather than standing at the bottom and watching them land.
I've always admired President Chavez for standing up to imperialism and the meddling of the American government in South America.
I'm not a stand up at all, it's such a fear of mine. My sister does it, and she's really great at it.
I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.
I love stand up and it keeps me grounded, to say the stuff I have been thinking without anyone changing it.
I love Steven Wright. I was in high school in the '80s, and there was a lot of stand up on television.
Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity.
I'm not going to freeze under the pressure. I'm hoping I can stand up to it.
