Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.
Ambrose BierceAlbus Dumbledore: Witness for the defense, Albus Percival Wulfric... Brian... Dumbledore.
Harry Potter and the Order of the PhoenixLeonard Vole: [in Christine's bombed-out hovel] It's horrible! In a gemutlich sort of way.
Witness for the ProsecutionIt makes me so desperately sad to witness just how unforgivably wretched our world has become.
Ralph Steadman