I'm going to continue to try to strike a balance, because I really, really do love doing stand-up, and I don't see why it should affect the acting.
Only a fool permits the letter of the law to override the spirit in the heart. Do not let a piece of paper stand in the way of true love and headlines.
I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand upright and they look like they're wearing tuxedos.
I don't like my men to be too ornate. I like them to stand back and let their women shine, and they should really wear the pants in the relationship.
Men who know themselves are no longer fools. They stand on the threshold of the door of Wisdom.
I got to do a whole slew of TV movies playing the bad guy, including an episode of Smallville. That would never have happened if I hadn't done the Stand.
[as undead Ash stands triumphant on catapult] Ash: Buckle up Bonehead. 'Cause you're goin' for a ride!
Karen Richards: This beats all records for running, standing or jumping gall.
Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.
Passion and standing up for things can help create a sense of unity. But you still have to act a certain way.
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.
The only person you need to be credible to is yourself. When you stand in front of the mirror and nobody is watching, are you happy with yourself?
Life is mostly froth and bubble, Two things stand like stone. Kindness in another's trouble, Courage in your own.
Performing is just standing up there and doing something. Performance takes on an edge to it. It has a more dramatic context.
The Pentagon Papers case stands today as a barrier to silence by official edict.
Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.
The book may be garbage, but if it weighs in at a kilo or more, I stand before its author in awe.
Coming into high school, it's scary. You don't know which group to be in, and I can't stand that it's so cliquey.
I hate patriotism... I can't stand it. It's a round world last time I checked.
Virtue is a positive quality developed by taking a firm stand for the right in temptation, or by the suffering endured in consequence of wrongdoing.
If we deny the thirst of love, we stand to lose the last known address of the stranger whithin us.
