Hey, man, I toss a stick for a living. Gotta spice up that deal, y'know. Gotta stand out.
Breaux GreerI didn't mean to hit the umpire with the dirt, but I did mean to hit that bastard in the stands.
Babe RuthPerformance stands out like a ton of diamonds. Nonperformance can always be explained away.
Harold S. GeneenWhen you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
Dane Cook