Elias: As you know, my online handle is Optimus Prime. Randal Graves: I know that, I wish I didn't.
Clerks II[last lines] Frank D'Amico: God I wish I had a son like you... time for the family reunion!
Kick-AssToki: I wish the wolves *had* eaten you! Then maybe I could've found a real husband.
Princess Mononoke