I believe men belong in the garage, because that’s where the dog food is stored. And the band is kept there. Auditions start after I move the car.
I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of concave and convex relationships. I feel that women like that I’m like that.
Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle
I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holding umbrellas standing behind me. Who invited Congress?
Here we find further argument for Gotagga’s supposition that the world is round. How else could all men stand higher than their brothers?
You men never change. Is that all you can see? Proud grandfathers of a large....” Mrs. Werner smacked her husband upside the head and took the pictures away.
And just look at these men: their eye saith it - they know nothing better on earth than to be with a woman. Filth is at the bottom of their souls; and alas! If their filth hath spirit in it!
Men touch their horses to calm them,” she said distantly. “They caress their falcons to remind them that they are bound. Touch smacks of ownership, and I am weary of being a possession.
There is a purpose in life--to raise men nearer to the likeness of God. Whoever seeks that ideal, daily, finds joy; and in no other way can true joy be found.
Men who reject the responsibility of thought and reason can only exist as parasites on the thinking of others.
Well, some men learn by listening, some read, some observe and analyze — and some of us just have to pee on the electric fence.
Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.
Women's fiction is just a marketing category, designed to appeal more to women than to men. But there are stories in that category that any human being would like.
But maybe she should turn the other way while I get dressed. Wouldn't want to ruin her for other men. - Dean
The winds of tribulation blow out some men's candles of commitment.(Maxwell) Our job in recovery is to protect our candle from those winds.
Almost without exception, they are men who dreamed of athletic heroism as children; becoming umpires was their compromise with their own lack of talent.
You learn nothing about men by snubbing them and crushing their pride. You must ask them what it is they can do in this world, that they alone can do.
In the end, all men die. How you lived will be far more important to the Almighty than what you accomplished.
Men say they know many things; But lo! they have taken wings, — The arts and sciences, And a thousand appliances; The wind that blows Is all that any body knows
Children, who play life, discern its true law and relations more clearly than men, who fail to live it worthily, but who think that they are wiser by experience, that is, by failure.
He said it was better to belong where you don't belong than not to belong where you used to belong, remembering when you used to belong there.
