Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity.
There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me.
The advertisement is the most truthful part of a newspaper.
An injured friend is the bitterest of foes.
I don't much mind being expelled from communities.
A little rebellion is good now and then.
Gay individuals should be able to adopt.
On gay adoption I have changed my mind.
Literature... is the union of suffering with the instinct for form.
For the beautiful word begets the beautiful deed.
Diversity gives our city a competitive edge.
Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.
The sexiest part of a woman's body is the back of her kneecaps.
All you single fathers got to man up.
I've played outrageous characters my whole career.
The sweet spot is where duty and delight converge.
Damn the wars but bless the soldier.
With great power comes great dissipation.
Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.
Things Just Happen, What The Hell
THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME
