Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
The stars are threshed, and the souls are threshed from their husks.
A statesman cannot afford to be a moralist.
I like to write about wherever I happen to be.
It must be quite rare for an interviewer to be interviewed.
I don't write books inadvertently.
I never earned a dollar that was not somehow through writing.
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?
One's ignorance is one's chief asset.
What we prepare for is what we shall get.
If you ever live in a country run by a committee, be on the committee.
There is a higher law than the Constitution.
When articulation is impossible, gesticulation comes to the rescue.
The dominant feeling of the battlefield is loneliness.
Let's face it, writing is hell.
The mind can never be satisfied.
She's been on more laps than a napkin.
The dirtiest book of all is the expurgated book.
If you done it, it ain't bragging.
