Create your future from your future not your past.
The future is no more uncertain than the present.
After all is said and done, sit down.
I'm an optimist, but an optimist who carries a raincoat.
It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
The here-and-now is no mere filling of time, but a filling of time with God.
Where love is, there God is also.
A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
My personal philosophy of life is one of ethics.
My private life became public.
With proper governance, life will improve for all.
My whole life is my work.
Being upbeat is the key to life.
I've worked hard all my life.
It is not reason which is the guide of life, but custom.
Life is ours to be spent, not to be saved.
Honesty prospers in every condition of life.
For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver.
