Quotes of: Winning Keyword

Smartass Disciple: Master, you should teach people not to do war to each other. Master of Stupidity: I should teach people how to win their minds of their wars.

Master of Stupidity

Who’d win in a fight of love? A shark in the desert, or an eagle in the ocean? My money’s on the stripper’s ass.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Whoever has the better stuff wins. Sound familiar, American lackeys of late-stage capitalism?

The Noble Hustle: Poker, Beef Jerky, and Death

A woman is not beautiful when her ankle or arm wins compliments, but when her total appearance diverts admiration from the individual parts of her body.

Letters from a Stoic

Who’d win in a fight, a tongue twister, or a tornado? How about who’d make a better lover in a diaper, me or Cupid? 

Love quotes for the ages. And the ageless sages.

Treat your entire audience with the same level of care.

The Little Big eBook on Social Media Audiences: Build Yours, Keep It, and Win

In the end, the truth will prevail. Good and evil keep at war. Whichever wins, future will believe it as the prevailing truth.

My Ancestor Was an Ancient Astronaut

Aye, though he loved her from his soul with such a self denying love as woman seldom wins; he spoke from first to last of Martin.

Martin Chuzzlewit

People tell me I have a winning smile, but it’s just not true. My grin took silver at last year’s Facial Expression Olympics. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

A war that includes four-year-olds with AK 47s is a war that no one can win — been if some men... go home victorious.

The Space Race

If my name were Oscar, I’d want to be an actor and win my namesake award and take back my identity.

Seriously delirious, but not at all serious

I guess you just have to trust your kids, trust that their innate interest in life will win out in the end, don’t you think?

Tenth of December

It helps to remember that our spiritual practice is not about accomplishing anything—not about winning or losing—but about ceasing to struggle and relaxing as it is.

The Pocket Pema Chodron

Atheism or similar charges was not unusual among intellectuals, nor condemned by the masses. The prize-winning plays of were not merely atheist, but made fun of the gods and their prophets and oracles.

Phaedo

I was the ref. I was the ref they didn’t know about. Deaf and dumb. Invisible as a wall. I wanted no one to win

Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha

Emotions are reserved for juries and, in that case, a good lawyer can really lay them on when the time is right, better than the best Academy Award winning actor

Predatory Kill

It is in reference to Pope Julius that Machiavelli moralizes on the resemblance between Fortune and women, and concludes that it is the bold rather than the cautious man that will win and hold them both.

The Prince

In the race of life, you need self confidence, courage and faith in your abilities to win the race.

Think Great: Be Great: Beautiful Quotes

It is Father’s Day today. I should probably call all three of mine and say Hello, and thanks for possibly pumping my mom with the winning batch of semen.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

Toothpaste Tuesday—bring in your favorite toothpaste-covered t-shirt and win free condoms. Remember to smile, because life goes on.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

I didn’t win a championship, but I did pop some champagne bottles—and a few locks. Why bother training when you can just steal the trophy?

This Book is Not FOR SALE