To sit back and say, 'Oh, we're going to let the government do whatever they want, right or wrong,' is giving up.
This man called President Bush has a lot to answer for. I don't know if this man is really taking care of America. This government has been shameful.
The government is already into our lives a whole lot more than they should be. If I were president, I'd roll everything back. Everything!
I take a lot of pride in managing to be funny without having a victim at the end of my joke. I laugh at a really dark joke as much as the next person, but my jokes, I feel, don't have to hurt anybody to be really funny.
All I can do is leave it in God's hands and hope that my fans feel where I'm coming from.
Say what you will about the leadership of 'SNL,' they have crafted an institution as opposed to just running a show. I don't think that's by accident.
Rita: Where is your father? Willy Harrison: Where do you think?
Willie O'Keefe: They can't buy me, you can't buy me... it means fuck all to me!
My mantra is: Realize you're going to fail all the time, and accept it. That doesn't mean I'm not frightened of it.
I think there's actually a benefit to working with teen actors: they've got such boundless energy, and everybody is willing to try different things.
Grandpa Joe: Good morning. Look at the sun.
Sam Beauregarde: What business are you in, Salt? Mr. Salt: Nuts.
The most valuable possession you can own is an open heart. The most powerful weapon you can be is an instrument of peace.
I'm lucky to have met so many people who have been involved in peace and who have been peace prize winners.
I think Muslims have become the new Negroes in America. They are being mistreated at airports, by the Immigration - everywhere. Islam is a religion of peace. They are wrong.
There really can be no peace without justice. There can be no justice without truth. And there can be no truth, unless someone rises up to tell you the truth.
I'm not married, nor do I want to be. I'm the loving kind but not the marrying kind, though I am romantic.
My greatest environments in which I can grow, or grow up, is in personal romantic relationships with a man.
Growing up, a film was an action film or it was a comedy or it was romantic, but you don't really see such stark lines between genres nowadays.
I'm no romantic, surfing, California boy. I like reading, writing, philosophizing. Scheming. I've been doing some exploration of the inner space.
I feel like I've done a bunch of period stuff and then a bunch of romantic comedies.
