Because I take care of my body, it doesn't look like the body of a woman of my years.
I'm 33 now and I seem to have hit a fitness plane. Shifting the wobbly bits isn't as easy as it used to be.
In baseball, you can't kill the clock. You've got to give the other man his chance. That's why this is the greatest game.
When you get a chance to get a W, that's the most important thing.
I might be eating something, and the bag opens in a cool way, and I'm like, 'I wanna put that in the song.'
One interviewer asked me: 'How do you feel that you've betrayed your father?' That wasn't really very cool.
Most of what I listen to now is mainstream jazz from 1935 right up to and including early bebop and cool jazz.
I met Bill Clinton; he's a very nice guy. Yeah, Bill Clinton's cool.
I was always a sci-fi and fantasy geek. I was in the 'Lord of the Rings' club and all my cool friends made fun of me.
You know, the diversity that America has is so special. It's starting to really become a cool thing for young people.
All literature consists of whatever the writer thinks is cool. The reader will like the book to the degree that he agrees with the writer about what's cool.
I'm a massive fan of Drake, and we walked right past him. He's too cool to be clapping One Direction though.
I believe that for the small numbers of Jewish people in the United States, they exercise a tremendous amount of influence on the affairs of government.
It is an obvious and blatant stupidity beyond my ability to articulate how dumb it is for us not to teach our children how to run the government.
Everybody likes Johnny Cash. I think the sad part of it is his health is givin' him problems.
Right now, I have to admit, that I'm more interested in giving people a little bit of hope and goodness.
Grills are how to achieve a great flavor on meats and vegetables. They bring people together. The smell of them getting started is therapeutic.
To me, I read good reviews in lots of papers and bad reviews in lots of papers.
All's the government should do is keep the taxes and regulations at a manageable rate, keep a decent standing army and get out of the way.
There are so many funny people and so many talented people, but the one thing nobody else has is my take on the world. So, when I'm developing my show, that's going to be the focus.
Willie O'Keefe: You don't know shit 'cause you've never been fucked in the ass!
