The fearful unbelief is unbelief in yourself.
Only traumatised people want to be famous.
My hair was famous before I was.
Stardom can be a gilded slavery.
Nobody sane wants just to be famous.
I don't want to be famous for being famous.
I don't really see myself as famous.
Sometimes you're famous before you're good.
Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
I don't know what my future is.
The future belongs to crowds.
The future starts today, not tomorrow.
The future is purchased by the present.
As for our majority... one is enough.
I have so much respect for what's funny.
Everybody's funny in different ways.
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is.
Nothing's funny about someone who's successful.
Inspiration strikes at very funny times.
It's good to be funny when you are a comedian.
I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
