If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny.
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
One picture is worth 1,000 denials.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
God will not be mocked.
Clouds symbolize the veils that shroud God.
What is the origin of God?
Life is in God's hand.
I'm not an inspirational quote kind of person.
He that is jealous is not in love.
Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
School is a foretaste of life.
Life is not a struggle. It's a wiggle.
It is not length of life, but depth of life.
Life is given to us, we earn it by giving it.
Work is life. Work is opportunity.
Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.
Children can be disciplined with love.
All who love are conspirators.
We are wired to find love.
