I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last.
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.
There's always going to be someone as funny as you or funnier.
The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.
God is decisively drawn to the humble.
Dog is God spelled backward.
God is the Creator; Satan is the counterfeiter.
Peace is the umpire for doing the will of God.
Trust in God - she will provide.
One and God make a majority.
Woman was God's second mistake.
God is absence. God is the solitude of man.
He was a god, such as men might be, if men were gods.
It is not ignorance but knowledge which is the mother of wonder.
The handicap of deafness is not in the ear; it is in the mind.
My life is my argument.
Life is so unlike theory.
Don't go to the grave with life unused.