Your friend is your needs answered.
Suspicion is the cancer of friendship.
I only understand friendship or scorched earth.
Friendship is a sheltering tree.
Fear not for the future, weep not for the past.
Well, the future of the Internet is... Reality.
I actually have great hopes for the future.
Plato's philosophy is a dignified preface to future religion.
The future is always beginning now.
One faces the future with one's past.
I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
I'm good at being funny.
I do believe in God.
Religion is not man's relationship to God, it is man's relationship to man.
The universe is one of God's thoughts.
Only a god can save us.
