A cup of tea would restore my normality." [ ]
'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
I find humans tremendously interesting.
The priceless galaxy of misinformation called the mind.
Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.
If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?
Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.
Nobody likes being told who or what they are.
I've never gone on Facebook or MySpace.
Entertainment alleviates the fear of life, but art vanquishes the fear of death
Those who don't know history are destined to be tyrannized by it
The fictitious kleptomaniac's only crime was stealing imaginations
We need more moral compasses and less Sat Navs
I think I need pictures with my articles.
For me, writing is a concentrated form of thinking.
People will always make comparisons.
I like simple men and complicated women.
People need to understand that in Washington, the process is the punishment.
Republicans have to move to a point of greater unity.
I've always loved kissing. We all do, don't we?
