A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody.
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Capitalism is a system for determining objective value.
My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer.
Children have but little charity for each other's defects.
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
When majority is insane, sane must go to asylum.
A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.
Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
Do the thing you fear the most and the death of fear is certain.
The best of all lost arts is honesty
Honesty: The best of all the lost arts.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Familiarity breeds contempt and children.
I know grammar by ear only, not by note, not by the rules.
Good judgement is the result of experience and experience the result of bad judgement.
Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.
Don't use a five-dollar word when a fifty-cent word will do.