Time is the very first thing. Time first.
If you want a friend, buy a dog.
Don't call me, I'll call you... I'm out.
If you want to be happy, be so.
New York is a weird place.
We've been probably to some degree too successful.
Most reporters are so transactional rather than strategic.
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
Take life seriously but none of the people in it.
Be patient, Ophelia. Love, Hamlet
I've been trying to avoid goal-oriented behavior.
There is nothing that compares to an unexpected round of applause.
The promise of a hopeful future is motivation for the pursuit of my dreams.
History is an angel being blown backwards into the future
I'm a happy person but an angry citizen.
As psychotic as it gets outside, the comic can be more psychotic.
I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
I was feeling well enough to eat the pears.
What you are is a question only you can answer.
I just think I'm fairly aggressive.
There stands the shadow of a glorious name.
