The differences between friends cannot but reinforce their friendship.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanism of friendship.
Good fellowship and friendship are lasting, rational and manly pleasures.
Man's loneliness is but his fear of life.
Fear is not a good teacher. The lessons of fear are quickly forgotten.
Forgiveness is like faith. You have to keep reviving it.
To communicate the truths of history is an act of hope for the future.
Foreknowledge of the future makes it possible to manipulate both enemies and supporters.
I don't try to describe the future. I try to prevent it.
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.
I credit God with giving me the idea for 'Top 40.'
Everyone is a son or daughter of god.
A God all mercy is a God unjust.
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
God bears with the wicked, but not forever.
Man is an intelligence in servitude to his organs.