The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
The best scheme of Phonetics is a stiff uncertain thing.
The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.
I never wanted to be a writer.
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
People in hell want snowcones.
Midterm elections can be dreadfully boring, unfortunately.
I'm not trying to do anything too tricky.
Voters memories will fade some.
What happens if a car comes? We die.
Since we started, Chris and I had theatrical ambitions.
The big talent is persistence.
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.
I dive as much as I can.
December 25th has become guilt and obligation.
I wrote my first play when I was eight.
A local company has more accountability.
Serendipity was my tour guide, assisted by caprice
Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.
