I don't believe in dogmas and theologies. I just believe in being a good person.
I always try to entertain folks with good clean fun and stories from my youth.
I think Behind the Music is good for people like Leif Garrett and Motley Crue.
I've never known of Wal-Mart to be a good neighbor in any town it's ever moved into.
Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet.
Do as many gigs as the good Lord sends. That's the only true training.
Real family values have gone down the drain in modern families.
I am a firm believer in marriage. In the future I will be married.
When you relinquish the desire to control your future, you can have more happiness.
I was attracted to people who were funny because I wanted to be in that world.
It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.
It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was... funny, that's what it is.
Being funny, in some ways, is about being connected to psychology.
I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.
Sometimes you don't want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.
All I want to do is write songs about funny characters I made up.
I believe that all things are possible under God.
Fortunately, I was supposed to look confused and disoriented because, God, I felt that way.
But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?
