I'd like the people to remember me as having a good voice and a clean suit.
Good production is like a beautiful marriage. It makes a happy home.
It's a good question, because to be believable is the only way that you could be successful.
You have to go back to the '30s and '40s to see a film that's any good.
A good script and perfect casting, that's 90 percent of the work.
I'd like to write some songs that are so good that nobody understands them. Not even myself.
The Japanese do not fear God. They only fear bombs.
God, make me so uncomfortable that I will do the very thing I fear.
I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.
Funny is a good foil. Humor is illuminating, and it also gives you power.
If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?
I do not think anyone can ever do anything without the help and will of God.
Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative.
What is it about actors? God knows I get bored with actors talking about themselves.
You get older and you see yourself and say, 'God, he's old, who's that?'
Even if there isn't a God, I believe in the one we've created.
People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.
I do know that God created us equal and we're not living up to it.
I was in 'Rent,' for God's sake. The closest we came to stunts was dancing on a table.
