The young Dickens was so alive, so self-confident, so funny.
When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
Comedians don't laugh. They're too busy analyzing why it's funny or not.
Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid.
I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.
Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.
Every man has a sane spot somewhere.
It's a funny habit to write encyclopedia entries. It's not a mass taste.
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
We turn toward God only to obtain the impossible.
God save us from religion.
I knew that God put me on this earth to be on the radio.
God forbid that women have fantasies.
When men make gods, there is no God!
Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?
I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of Him.
Afflictions are but the shadows of God's wings.
You have to be humble when you're dealing with God.
Not on one strand are all life's jewels strung.
The mob spirit has grown with the increasing intelligence of the Afro-American.
Scepticism, that dry caries of the intelligence.
