The best author will be the one who is ashamed to become a writer.
Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
The best comedy is where you attack the strong, not the weak.
The waste basket is the writer's best friend.
We generally write best of what we ourselves have seen.
The best government is that which teaches us to govern ourselves.
Washington shows the Negro not only at his best, but also at his worst.
The best education I have ever received was through travel.
He who keeps his cool best wins.
Keep what you have; the known evil is best.
Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System.
The best mirror is an old friend.
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
The best scheme of Phonetics is a stiff uncertain thing.
The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.
I never wanted to be a writer.
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
People in hell want snowcones.
Midterm elections can be dreadfully boring, unfortunately.
