The best writers attempt to become alternative historians.
The best things arrive on time.
At best, the renewal of broken relations is a nervous matter.
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
The best live among us in disguise.
No man is happy; he is at best fortunate.
An incinerator is a writer's best friend.
This existenitalist stuff sure is crap
And nothing is, but what is not.
Temptation is a woman's weapon and man's excuse.
Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
You're such a book girl.
I'm not gifted, but I'm not hopeless.
Multiculturalism is a white people joke.
I'm a babe in the woods when it comes to the Internet.
I am an atheist, a rationalist and a humanist.
Real men don't make salad
We celebrities are desperate pigs.
There's no such thing as an independent person.
Librarians are tour-guides for all of knowledge.
