The future is always beginning now.
One faces the future with one's past.
I liked Lady Gaga's meat dress. It was funny.
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
I would talk in iambic pentameter if it were easier.
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.
All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
I'm good at being funny.
I do believe in God.
Religion is not man's relationship to God, it is man's relationship to man.
The universe is one of God's thoughts.
Only a god can save us.
Intelligence is a moral category.
It is not love that is blind, but jealousy.
Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
Passions are the gales of life.
I have a rendezvous with life.
Life is all about seating and lighting.
Life is a dead-end street.
Life itself is a quotation.
