He who keeps his cool best wins.
Keep what you have; the known evil is best.
Jack Abramoff is the world's best lobbyist - for the Federal Penitentiary System.
The best mirror is an old friend.
The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.
The best scheme of Phonetics is a stiff uncertain thing.
The best government is a benevolent tyranny tempered by an occasional assassination.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
I believe they talked of me, for they laughed consumedly.
I never wanted to be a writer.
I never smoked a cigarette until I was nine.
People in hell want snowcones.
Midterm elections can be dreadfully boring, unfortunately.
I'm not trying to do anything too tricky.
Voters memories will fade some.
What happens if a car comes? We die.
Since we started, Chris and I had theatrical ambitions.
The big talent is persistence.
Where there is a monster, there is a miracle.
I dive as much as I can.
December 25th has become guilt and obligation.