Quotes of: Wild-animals Keyword

I’ll make a name for myself, after I make a copy of myself. The key to a productive life is cloning.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Some men eat dinner with silverware. Some use chopsticks. I prefer zippers.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch me scarf it down.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

The morning came pouring down on my night, but luckily I was able to convert my erection into an umbrella.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

It’s times like these, in the middle of the night, that I wonder about the wisdom of nicknaming Florida “The Sunshine State.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

It’s not true that selling stolen goods has no overhead. Prison’s got a ceiling.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I just started seeing someone, which is a relief, because the last girl I dated was invisible.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

In my closet I have boxes and boxes of secrets. These boxes are all empty, and that’s how you know they’re filled with secrets.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

I know it’s not your birthday, but would you like some birthday dick? It’s on sale today.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t have to prepare to defeat you.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

Most people like winners, but I prefer underdogs. They’re more fun to pet.

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

If you have Microsoft Word, you can become a writer tonight. Just start typing!

A Zebra is the Piano of the Animal Kingdom

The best opinion now is, that there are multitudinous forms which are not sufficiently differentiated to be distinctively either plant or animal, while, as respects ordinary plants and animals, the difficulty of laying down a definition has become fa...

Asa Gray

I'm always active in trying to educate people when it comes to eating animal products, testing on animals, and the health benefits of being vegan, although I'm probably not the best person to be talking about the latter at the moment.

Daniel Johns

I like animals, all animals. I wouldn't hurt a cat or a dog - or a chicken or a cow. And I wouldn't ask someone else to hurt them for me. That's why I'm a vegetarian.

Peter Dinklage

Each year, billions of animals are subjected to cruelty on factory farms, feed lots, and slaughterhouses. The brutality that these animals endure would be grounds for felony cruelty charges if inflicted upon our cats and dogs.

Peter Dinklage

There is no doubt that there is a huge difference between human and nonhuman animals. But what we are overlooking is the fact that nonhuman animals are conscious beings, that they can suffer.

Peter Singer

We're all animals, but we're a different sort of animal. Maybe they're better than us. They're more loyal. They're more pure. They're more simple. They're not neurotic. Well, there are some neurotic dogs.

Kevin Kline

You ask why I'm fascinated by the human figure? As a human animal, I am interested in some of my fellow animals: in their minds and bodies.

Lucian Freud