My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
As a mother I think you often get so caught up in trying to take care of everyone else that you forget to take care of yourself. But I'm a much better wife and mother when I take the time to take care of myself.
And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.
Even after I got my divorce, the ink wasn't even dry on the paper, and I said, 'Ooh, the next time I become a wife, I got this thing down pat!' I always believed that there was someone built for me.
The last time I spoke with Robert was back in May. When his wife was murdered, I talked to several radio stations in defense of him because I know how Bobby Blake really is, and as far as I'm concerned, there's no murder in his heart.
I need to get a wife. But it's hard, you know, it's hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they want to go out with you so they can blog about you.
Count of Monte Cristo: [to Fernand Mondego] May I steal your wife? Fernand: Excuse me? Count of Monte Cristo: For the waltz?
Husband: Remember, you saved. You don't use that kinda language. Wife: Ain't nobody from my church in here.
Ellerby: Go fuck yourself. Dignam: I'm tired from fucking your wife. Ellerby: How is your mother? Dignam: Good, she's tired from fucking my father.
Nick Dunne: When I think of my wife, I always think of her head. The shape of it, to begin with.
Sharon Schieber: Nick Dunne. You're probably the most hated man in America right now. Did you kill your wife, Nick?
Sean: If you ever disrespect my wife again, I will end you. I will fucking end you. You got that, chief? Will: Time's up.
Mitch Kowalski: What would I want? Walt Kowalski: I don't know... Your wife's already gone through all of your mother's jewelry.
Sergeant Maylon Stark: Leva tells me you've been eyeing the Captain's wife like a hound dog at hunting time.
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. Do you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
Guard Henry: Man, that wife killer looks pretty fucked up. Guard Mike: Which one? [both laugh]
Roger Murtaugh: Hey, Riggs, you really like my wife's cookin'? Martin Riggs: [after an especially long pause] Nope, I'll see you tomorrow.
Gene: [after punching Adam] That ain't no way to treat your wife, buddy. I don't care what she's done.
[Adam catches his wife Lorraine in bed with Gene Clean] Gene: Just forget you ever saw it. It's better that way.
Screaming Driver, Screaming Driver's Wife: You're going the wrong way! You're going to kill somebody!
Glennis Yeager: They don't spend a god-damned thing teaching you how to be the fearless wife of a fearless test pilot.
