But the thing is, a wife is a wife and you can't ditch her like a worn shirt after a life.
Jerry Lundegaard: You see, my wife's dad is real well off. Carl Showalter: So, why don't you just ask him for the money? Gaear Grimsrud: Or your fucking wife, you know. Carl Showalter: Or your fuckin' wife, Jerry? Jerry Lundegaard: Well, it's all par...
Pretty wife, old wine -- many friends.
A man thinks that he knows it, but his wife knows better.
Teach your son in the front garden and your wife on the pillow.
Lying will get you a wife, but it won't keep her.
His whole life he carried his wife on his back.
Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth.
Choose a wife rather by your ear than by your eye.
It is better to be without a wife for a minute than without tobacco for an hour.
Only a fool asks, "What do you want with my wife?"
It is better to be without a wife for a bit than without tobacco for an hour.
A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures...
If a tree falls in the forest and kills your ex-wife, what do you do with the lumber?
I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.
I do prime time network shows like 'Blue Bloods.' I've done 'Fringe,' I've done 'The Good Wife,' done a lot of 'The Mentalist.'
There are two kinds of marriages - where the husband quotes the wife and where the wife quotes the husband.
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
Isaac Davis: My ex-wife left me for another woman.
