Life's too short to take yourself seriously, and too long to take a wife jokingly.
But I don't want to just believe it, I want it to be true.
My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.
The mass of the people commence life with no other capital than the union of head, hearts and hands. To the benefit of this best of capital the wife has no right.
I'm pathologically incapable of making decisions. Just ask my wife how long it took me to propose - on second thought, best not to bring it up.
The best part of being married is, everything we face in life, we face as a team. I don't do a thing - professionally or personally - without discussing it with my wife.
The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.
We have to make mistakes, it's how we learn compassion for others.
Being a wife and a mother is very gratifying, but it's not a creative expression and that's something I need to be happy.
Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband.
My wife thought I deserved it, but I always thought the Nobel a Western prize.
I think my wife would take objection to any characterization of me as perfect.
'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.
Until I carried my wife off to New Hampshire, she defined wilderness as the Bronx.
My wife and kids are the constituents I will be serving long after my days in Springfield are a distant memory.
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
When I was presenting 'Animal Hospital,' the grey started to creep into my beard and moustache. I used my wife's mascara to darken it.
I am generally cast as the dependable, affable, loving, friend-wife-girlfriend.
They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far.
A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates.
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
