My favorite meal to make is seared ahi, and my wife does the most amazing pear salad.
Joel ParkinsonFor it was a truth universally acknowledged that a single vicar must be in want of a wife.
Wicked AutumnMy wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings.
Ozwald BoatengI don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Prince PhilipMy wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
Rodney Dangerfield