Quotes of: Wife Keyword

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

Rob Delaney

I have a strong marriage, and my wife and I love each other.

Mike Crapo

I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully.

Sam Sheppard

The focus on my wife and my children, it really helps me make sense of the music side of it somehow.

Chris Cornell

Marriage requires searing honesty at all costs. I learned that from my third wife.

Alan Arkin

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Joey Adams

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Rodney Dangerfield

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Sacha Guitry

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

Sacha Guitry

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.

Denis Leary

I act, but I am a mother first and wife second.

Annette Bening

When your wife calls, you have to take it, no matter what you're doing.

Ashton Kutcher

Do you want to be an artist and a writer, or a wife and a lover? With kids, your focus changes. I don't want to go to PTA meetings.

Stevie Nicks

When my wife died, I booked myself into the studio just to work, to occupy myself.

Johnny Cash

Emotions unreel in her like spools of cotton.

The Antelope Wife

Middle -age is the time of life, that a man first notices - in his wife.

Richard Armour

I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone.

Dick Van Dyke

My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.

Taylor Hanson

For our anniversary, my wife and I went to see Godzilla, and then we ate at Barnyard Venice, and it was like, 'We are crazy! The Kardashians have to keep up with us!'

Bill Hader

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Henny Youngman