For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents.
My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.
I want to have the fairy-tale life with a wife and three or four kids. It will come.
My wife came into my life, and my mother still wanted to be the boss.
You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.
The purpose of my life is being a father to my kids and being a husband to my wife.
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
My first priority is to my wife, as hers is to me, and to our child.
When virtue meets smartness in a woman, you have a wife
Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.
My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
I irritate the wife because of my private dancing.
Both my wife and I have a lot of compassion for animals in general.
No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.
My wife would say I'm more Hyde than Jekyll!
I'm married, I have three children, I never hit my wife.
It is better to be the widow of a hero than the wife of a coward.
My wife is a brilliant, hugely understanding person.
I think I'm more demanding than any wife.
My wife has them all in a vault... a copy of every album.
Andrew Wyke: My wife showers. I bathe.
