When I met my wife, I was 24. Obviously, she wasn't my wife. She was just a girl. I made her my wife later on.
I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?
A good wife keeps you happy in bed, but a better wife keeps you happier even out of the bed.
I'm on a search for my future ex-wife.
You become a man when you marry not just for love but to be a partner with your wife. To be the best man you can be with her, and when you fall short, to admit your shortcomings and to constantly strive to be a great man to your wife.
The husband's mother is the wife's devil.
A good husband makes a good wife.
A righteous wife is a respectful wife.
I was sad to see anybody leave, we had a very nice family on that show. I was very sad to see momma go, Victoria and especially Linda. My god that was my wife on the show, in fact my wife calls her wife.
[White catches a parolee beating his wife] Wife Beater: Who in the hell are you? Bud White: The ghost of Christmas past. Why don't you dance with a man for a change? Wife Beater: What are you, some kind of smart ass? [tries to attack Bud] Bud White: ...
The pipe is nearer than the wife.
The soldier's wife is always a widow.
If the wife sins, the husband is not innocent.
Pick your wife in the kitchen.
The mistress is queen, the wife is the slave.
Your wife's eyes are in your purse.
Virtue becomes a wife; beauty becomes a concubine.
A brilliant daughter makes a brittle wife.
A sad bride makes a glad wife.
One God, one wife, but many friends.
Choose your wife with her nightcap on.
