I know why we laugh. We laugh because it hurts, and it's the only thing to make it stop hurting.
Robert A. HeinleinAll I do is convert liberals to conservatism. That's what I do, and that's why they don't like me.
Rush LimbaughIf I just swam all day, I'd lose it. That's why I do so many other activities. It keeps me sane.
Ryan LochteI understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.
Spalding Gray