Why ever long for something from the past when the future brings things that are so much better?
The Alchemy of ForeverI want a new liver to replace my heart." "Um, why?" "Because then I could drink more and care less.
AlecSakaki: "...Why can't we just talk it over...?" Tomo: "You can't talk to cats.
Azumanga Daioh: The OmnibusHe was planning to rape me -" "Why would he ever -" "Because he knew he'd get away with it.
All the RageWhy do I have to do the sewin'? 'Cause I'm a girl? Is that it? It ain't fair, I tell ya!
Hamish X and the Cheese PiratesA fecking flamethrower! Why didn't I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer.
IcedWhy save the rainforest, the whales, or the world when you can devote your time to saving syllables?
It Started with a Dare