I have no doubt that if I met Bob Dylan, it would be disappointing - and annoying to him. But that's why I like Bob Dylan.
That was a stupid idea I made up while drunk. Why did someone build that?
A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.
I like Edward G. Robinson - he started as a character actor and became a lead, which is probably why I like him.
I always thought that I was an important musician. If you don't have that confidence, why would you go on and do it?
The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed it. They're just rubbing it in.
I did not become president to be popular. To work, to lead, to protect and preserve our country, our people, that is why I became president.
I take the work seriously. Which is why I always swing for the fences whenever I voice a character. But that said, I don't take myself all that seriously.
I enjoy having some boundaries to work within. That's why I generally don't like alternate tunings and stuff like that. I like the boundaries of regular tunings.
I get emotional when young people get nostalgic about my work. That's why it's called nostalgia. Sometimes I even cry.
A job is something we do to get a paycheck and pay our bills. Jobs are legitimate, at times, but work is why we are here in the universe. Work and calling often go together.
130 of Automattic's 150 employees work outside of our San Francisco headquarters. Why are so many companies stuck in this factory model of working?
I don't work out but generally I am fit, which is why I don't work out.
I was obsessed with work in my youth. It's why I didn't get married until I was 38 and the reason I didn't have kids.
I never have any clothes to go out in, because I always just buy for work. I don't know why. Habit.
If you enjoy working with someone, you must work with them. Again and again and again. If you enjoy the atmosphere and your work, why should you stop yourself?
Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
So many women have experienced horrific forms of male violence throughout their lives, and why isn't there a song about how you get depressed because of it?
There's just something about vampires that's sexy. It's the same reason why women go for the bad boy - you want them but you shouldn't have them.
I had heard some women make comments about my chest, so why not show it off? Nobody wants to see a fat guy in tights. That wouldn't be fair to the fans.
