Quotes of: Why-not Keyword

David Grant: Well, why did you have kids, then? Woody Grant: I like to screw, and your mother's a Catholic, so you figure it out.

Nebraska

Honorious: Tell us, why are all apes created equal? George Taylor: Some apes, it seems, are more equal than others.

Planet of the Apes

Vincent: [to Marvin] Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom? Slipped your mind? Did you forget that somebody was in there with a goddamn hand cannon?

Pulp Fiction

Marty: You either run for office or you wind up a judge. Why become an umpire when you can play ball?

Primal Fear

Elizabeth Bennet: Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why I will end up an old maid.

Pride & Prejudice

Franz Liebkind: Baby! Baby!... Why does he say this "baby"? The Führer has never said "baby". I did not write, "baby". What is it with this, "baby"?

The Producers

Max Bialystock: Listen. Every night people are laughing at your beloved Fuhrer. Why? Franz Liebkind: It's that L.S.D., und his verdampter "babies"!

The Producers

Simon: I think we're actually going to die. Thick Kevin: Why? Simon: I'll explain later.

Pirate Radio

Sugarman: He likes you Alan, you know why? Because you know nothing about his family.

Reign Over Me

Kyoami: Why stay with this mad old man? If the rock you stay on starts to roll, jump clean. Or you'll go with it and be squashed. Only a fool stays aboard.

Ran

Suzy Miller: [talking about the safety of a 1970's F1 car] Why don't they make it safer? James Hunt: The risk of death turns people on.

Rush

Django: Where are you going? Remy: Back to the restaraunt! They'll fail without me! Django: Why do you care? Remy: Because I'm a cook!

Ratatouille

Henry Sherman: I just wanted to apologize for the other day, when I proposed to you. Ethel: Why? I thought it was very sweet.

The Royal Tenenbaums

Jayden: Why? Grace: It's impossible to worry about anything else when there's blood coming out of you.

Short Term 12

[Mills complaining to Somerset] David Mills: I'm so sick of waiting for him to commit his next crime. Man, why aren't we out there?

Se7en

D.C.: Why don't you just call her again? Lloyd Dobler: I draw the line at 7 unreturned phone calls.

Say Anything...

Marv: Lucille's my parole officer. She's a dyke, but God knows why. With that body of hers she could have any man she wants.

Sin City

Joe: But, you're *not* a girl! You're a *guy*, and, why would a guy wanna marry a guy? Jerry: Security!

Some Like It Hot

Jerry: Oh, why did I let you talk me into this? Joe: I thought you weren't speaking to me.

Some Like It Hot

Dr. John Watson: [to Holmes, about Irene] Why is the only woman you've cared about a world class criminal? Are you a masochist?

Sherlock Holmes

Vinny: Why are we stopped here? What's wrong with that spot? Tyrone: It's too tight. Vinny: Too tight? You could land a jumbo fucking jet in that.

Snatch.