Quotes of: Why-bother Keyword

P.L. Travers: You are the only American I have ever liked. Ralph: May I ask why? P.L. Travers: No.

Saving Mr. Banks

Marv: Hell's waking up every goddamn day and not even knowing why you're here.

Sin City

"The Babe": [looks at baseball card] Henry Aaron. I don't know why but can I have this, kid?

The Sandlot

Dr. Fleurot: It's rather like embracing a textbook. Constance Petersen: But why do you do it, then? Dr. Fleurot: Because you're not a textbook.

Spellbound

Becca: [when Evan doesn't want to have sex with her because she's drunk] I don't understand why you have to be such a little bitch about it.

Superbad

Evan: Fogell, I don't understand why you we're smoking cigarettes with those cops. Fogell: Because I fuckin' rule?

Superbad

Captain Miller: [to the squad while pointing at Caparzo's dead body] THIS is why we don't pick up children!

Saving Private Ryan

Shepherd Book: When I talk about belief, why do you always assume I'm talking about God?

Serenity

Zoë: In the time of war, we would never have left a man behind. Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: Maybe that's why we lost.

Serenity

Park Dong-jin: I know you're a good guy... but you know why I have to kill you...

Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

Nefretiri: Oh, Moses, Moses, why of all men did I fall in love with a prince of fools?

The Ten Commandments

Alonzo Harris: Why the long face, Doug? Feds seize your house? Doug Rosselli: Fuck yourself, Alonzo.

Training Day

Blue: I told ya'll I don't work for nobody. Why the fuck are ya'll sweatin' me any mothafuckin' way?

Training Day

Doc Holliday: [to Johnny Ringo] Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave.

Tombstone

Sutler: I want this country to realize that we stand on the edge of oblivion. I want everyone to remember *why* they need us!

V for Vendetta

Mark Hanna: I want to jerk off - but that's not why I do it. I do it because I NEED to.

The Wolf of Wall Street

Rorschach: I don't like you. Prison Psychiatrist: Ah. You don't like me? Well, why is that? Rorschach: Because you're fat.

Watchmen

Jon Osterman: Your mind goes to dark places and you wonder why I keep the worst from you.

Watchmen

Jon Osterman: Why would I save a world I no longer have any stake in? Laurie Juspeczyk: Do it for me.

Watchmen

[the X-Jet is pursued by a fleet of jets] Storm: Somebody's pretty pissed. Wolverine: [glares at Pyro] I wonder why!

X2

I will never win an Oscar, and do you know why? First of all, because I'm not Jewish. Secondly, I make too much money for all those old farts in the Academy.

Clint Eastwood