If America leads a blessed life, then why did God put all of our oil under people who hate us?
The overriding reason why we should take other people's cultures seriously is because God has taken ours seriously.
It may sound corny, but what's wrong with wanting to fight for your country. Why are people reluctant to use the word patriotism?
When I get into collecting things, I get a little obsessive. Which is why when I start buying comics, I buy way too many, and I have to stop myself.
My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear of ulcers in Latin America.
Sometimes that is why you might even stay in the bathroom for even half an hour, making that water running all over, just singing.
I remember how, when I lived in Paris, there was a McDonald's, and I'd always see Americans eating there and think, 'Why do they come all the way to Paris and eat at McDonald's?'
I've always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that's why I wanted to do comedy.
We, as extremely complex creatures, desperately need to know this story of how the universe creates complexity and why complexity means vulnerability and fragility.
Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn't right to be governor of Texas, why should he be president?
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
Even god doesn't propose to judge a man till his last days, why should you and I?
When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
Research suggests that people are typically unaware of the reasons why they are doing what they are doing, but when asked for a reason, they readily supply one.
The deepest mystery of Twitter is why celebrities and elected officials take part. After all, we all know they can't write their own lines.
You know I want to be a directos, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.
I think I figured out why I don't have more friends. I find dead people more interesting than the living.
Why do I speak forth the unpopular? I have a sweet tooth but not when it comes back up.
I'm drawn to unusual, even freakish people. Why? They are far more engaging than the ordinary, which the world has too much of.
Too often, a problem is allowed to fester until it reaches a crisis point... and the American people are left asking the question: what went wrong and why?
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
