I sometimes lie awake at night and wonder why I am still so popular and, to be honest, I don't know.
PeleI have often said that I am a passionate Darwinian when it comes to explaining why we exist.
Richard DawkinsI know why we laugh. We laugh because it hurts, and it's the only thing to make it stop hurting.
Robert A. HeinleinAll I do is convert liberals to conservatism. That's what I do, and that's why they don't like me.
Rush Limbaugh