Why would people spend good money to have my pants?
The creams I use are not expensive. Nivea is just as good. Why waste a fortune?
Why is it that when we get older, we get more fearful?
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
I don't understand why God took him and didn't take me.
Why are you scared to dream of god when it's salvation that you want?
When it comes to life and love, why do we believe our worst reviews?
I wanted to be a lawyer. I love that job; I don't know why.
There is no other you on earth, that's why you're the best
Why have one chandelier when you can have two?
I dread karaoke. I hate karaoke. I can't sing - that is why.
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?
Why yes, have you tried aisle 7?
I don't know why I'm saying I'm brave.
We traveled long and forgot why poetry was invented.
When speaking to an asshole, why expect anything but shit?
OK, he's a Yankees fan. Now I know why I don't like him.
Why stress tomorrow when you can stress today?
I don't know why people thought I was retiring.
