Sad people dislike the happy, and the happy the sad; the quick thinking the sedate, and the careless the busy and industrious.
Affliction comes to us, not to make us sad but sober; not to make us sorry but wise.
I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon.
Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy.
I like to be sad once in a while. You need it for your equilibrium.
Sad things happen. They do. But we don't need to live sad forever.
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.
And I realized that there was no sports reporter, so I started covering sporting events.
I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.
I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down.
When I did sports cartoons, I used to uh, go to fights.
Children require guidance and sympathy far more than instruction.
The novelist must look on humanity without partiality or prejudice. His sympathy, like that of the historian, must be unbounded, and untainted by sect or party.
There is a joy in sorrow which none but a mourner can know.
There's no greater way to gain an audience's sympathy than by being unfortunate.
What is lovely never dies, But passes into other loveliness.
Excess of grief for the dead is madness; for it is an injury to the living, and the dead know it not.
The teacher is the one who gets the most out of the lessons, and the true teacher is the learner.
A teacher is a person who never says anything once.
Real folk music long ago went to Nashville and left no known survivors.
If men knew all that women think, they would be twenty times more audacious.
