Une cour des miracles dans un labyrinthe de luxe.
The possible ranks higher than the actual.
My best stories come out of nowhere, with no concern for form at all.
I've learned that the best political reporters never make predictions!
Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
The Muslim Brotherhood is a fundamentalist group.
Get to like your own body.
For the record, my mother is an astonishing and loving grandmother.
Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.
God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.
The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it's cool.
The downright fanatic is nearer to the heart of things than the cool and slippery disputant.
I can take it. The tougher it gets, the cooler I get.
We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
History's like a story in a way: it depends on who's telling it.
I would never lie to anyone about history.
I own and operate a ferocious ego.
I've always found it easier to be funny than to be serious.
I knew that God put me on this earth to be on the radio.
A message prepared in the mind reaches a mind; a message prepared in a life reaches a life.
The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.