Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.
Erma BombeckTick: [to Felicia] What sort of bent-childhood... did you have, Adam Whitely?
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the DesertMad Hatter: [after "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch] Two days slow, that's what it is.
Alice in WonderlandI'm always very proud of belonging to three minorities: gay, Jewish, white South African.
Antony SherYes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Billy Carter